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I'm hungry. Tell me what to make for dinner.

K thnx

BAI

I am genious. Or I have too much spare time. Or both.

I'm not quite sure actually. Can't deside.

ANYWAYS!

The I.C.H.D.T.-project is short for "I could have done that!". Because it's actually a very simple project.

Here's the deal:
I open chosen pictures in Photoshop. Then I add an extra layer. If I forget that, it makes me mad. Because then I'll have to do it all over again. The next step, I mean, and that's painting the people and/or animals with a simple brush. Just the outlines. I like outlines.

Then! And listen closely now; Then I use the mighty Paint Bucket! Yeah, I know. It's like magic. And I use it to colour the pictures.

..You could have done that. Haha, it's easy. And very fun!

So now I've painted basicly everyone I know. And one guy I don't know. Because he's my one of my colleague's ex boyfriend, and he lives in London.
Anyways.

I hope you enjoy them, or laugh hard because you could have done that, just better! Or laugh because I have failed. You know, those fingers are so hard to paint!! Someone says it looks like.. Eh.. A male genitalia. Other says "My eyebrows aren't that bright!", other again says "You have too much spare time."

ANYWAYS, once again. Haha!

Tuddeluu!

It's just random that I'm back. I read the word "Deviant" somewhere, and started recap. "Deeeeviant.. Deeeeviant.. Something something deeeviant.."

And then I suddenly remember.

Last time I wrote was in september. Two years ago. Nice updating from me, I know. You must have missed me a whole bunsj. Bunch? Bønschje. Uhm. Rusty english. I'm terrible sorry. So! Some AWESOME NEWS ABOUT MY TERRIBLE EXITING LIFE




-> Still in Bergen, I have given up the russian bachelor degree for good and started studying rethoric.
-> No, I have hardly an idea of what that is. Google it, goddamit!
-> I have bought a small but neat apartment, in 5th floor with no elevator.
-> It's the top floor, so I can walk around with no clothes whenever I want to, wich suites me exellent as I'm lazy.
-> I love it. LOVE it.
-> Still together with my pretty useless boyfriend
-> I love him too, sometimes, most of the time, now and then.
-> No horse or pony yet.
-> A horse tattoo, thou!
-> New cameras (..Since last update I guess) : Canon 40D & Powershot G10.
-> Still working in a camera store.
-> Still wanting to give half of the customers a smack in the head
-> Still want to marry the other half
-> Althou I would divorce 99% of them pretty soon.
-> A few days ago I made brownies for the first time
-> They turned out to be rock hard on the edges and decent in the middle.
-> I won Nobel Peace Price
-> Twice.
-> (No, I am just kidding)
-> I knitted a scarf
-> And watched Grey's Anatomy at the same time
-> While crying because George died
-> I haven't read a single book all year
-> Exept George Lakoff's "Don't think of an elephant!"
-> Last time I went to my dentist I had four holes.
-> And he didn't want to send me a christmas card, even thou I asked.
-> I have played soccer for the first time in a year
-> My team, the pretty useless Team Rocket lost all it's matches.
-> Not surpricingly
-> As we DID drink rum'n'coke between the matches.
-> AND didn't made a single goal
-> Even thou we tried for at least 30 seconds
-> Before we almost died because we're so out of shape
-> Tonight I'm gonna watch the new Harry Potter-movie
-> And yesterday I saw Star Wars episode 6
-> And realised I would like to marry R2-D2.
->..What more to tell?

Alright, that's it. You don't get more. Unless.. You ask!

I never really give up on things. So if you're lucky I might show up again. In a year or two

Take care now plx!
-Anna

It's been over a year since I last wrote something here.

And so much has been happening

I've been to St Petersburg. I've been to Shanghai. I have dropped out of school. I have been in my first wedding. I have been to Roskilde. I have learned how to say "Hello" in Chineese and in Russian. I have hardly learned russian. I have not yet bought a horse. I have started working in a photo store.

Oh well

And to the subject of this journal: How to climb the moon.

1) get yourself a shopping cart.

2) buy yourself a dach hound.

3) attach the umbrella to the cart

4) use the dog to get yourself into the cart

5) please remember to fasten your seatbelt

6) and make sure there are floating west under the seat.

Thank you have a comfortable flight

Wrooom, hey, I'm back!

Latest news: My new home town is now Bergen! A wonderful little rainy rainy town (Never leave your home without an umbrella (Also the reason why I always have Rihanna ft Jay-Z's song "Umbrella" stuck in my head. Ey, ey, ey, you know how it works.)) where I'm now a student at the University in Bergen, studying languages, and I'm gonna learn a whole new one now.

Guess what language? (Drum roll)

RUSSIAN!

And I swear, I know NOTHING about that country. I know it's big, it has borders to Norway, you say "njet" when you say no (Thanks to the wonderful movie "Lilja 4 ever") and the capital is Moscow. The president is a man called Putin, and they have the Orient Express, where Agatha Christie's character Hercule Poirot solved another tricky murder case.

That's it.


And for the photo part, my Mac is now in the Mac Hospital (Recovering, hopefully), so in the meantime I store all my photos with randomly friends computers, and curses the memory card, that is big, but should have been bigger (At least 50gb, it is now 1.).


I also use size 38 in shoes. Uhm.

OK, I can't come up with anything more to add. Bye for now, and if you know any russian, PLEASE let me know

Kiss kiss.