It's been over a year since I last wrote something here.

And so much has been happening

I've been to St Petersburg. I've been to Shanghai. I have dropped out of school. I have been in my first wedding. I have been to Roskilde. I have learned how to say "Hello" in Chineese and in Russian. I have hardly learned russian. I have not yet bought a horse. I have started working in a photo store.

Oh well

And to the subject of this journal: How to climb the moon.

1) get yourself a shopping cart.

2) buy yourself a dach hound.

3) attach the umbrella to the cart

4) use the dog to get yourself into the cart

5) please remember to fasten your seatbelt

6) and make sure there are floating west under the seat.

Thank you have a comfortable flight